HOUSECATS

True story: I’m obsessed with cats. My cat, whose darling mug you see on the images below, has been part of my music-making process ever since I plucked the first note on the first song (“Relative Motion”) I ever recorded, out in the piano shed at my little house in Southeast Portland. This artwork features her true-to-life, everyday expression, and if you want some of the sass in the form of a sticker, you can get it at the shop!

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All subscriptions come with a subscription to the mailing list, which gives you early access to Kela Parker’s latest releases, upcoming shows, and a download of ‘The Miraculous House of Houswife’ ebook – plus whatever other fixings you fancy from the meal deal of your choice!

All the items below are also available a la carte at my digital shop!


The Porch Dwellers Subscription Bundle comes with:

  • A download of my ebook “The Miraculous House of Houswife” (the story of the ridiculous situation in which I made my first few albums)
  • This subscription provides links to three ebook formats (PDF, epub, or Kindle) to suit your reading style!
  • Subscription to my mailing list so we can stay in touch (monthly-ish updates)

All for just $1/month!


The Meow Meow Subscription Bundle comes with:

  • A download of my ebook “The Miraculous House of Houswife” (the story of the ridiculous situation in which I made my first few albums)
  • This subscription provides links to three ebook formats (PDF, epub, or Kindle) to suit your reading style!
  • Subscription to my mailing list so we can stay in touch (monthly-ish updates)
  • Digital art bundle: An unpublished piece for The Dreamer & The Dream, “Shadow Dance,” and some of my favorite show posters! 

All for just $3/month!


The Purr Machines Subscription Bundle comes with:

  • A download of my ebook “The Miraculous House of Houswife” (the story of the ridiculous situation in which I made my first few albums)
  • This subscription provides links to three ebook formats (PDF, epub, or Kindle) to suit your reading style!
  • Subscription to my mailing list so we can stay in touch (monthly-ish updates)
  • Digital art bundle: An unpublished piece for The Dreamer & The Dream, “Shadow Dance,” and some of my favorite show posters! 
  • Digital album bundle: Download all my albums as of 2022. That’s 3 albums (HOUSWIFE, Searching & Sewing, and The Dreamer & The Dream). These are not available on all streaming sources so this is one of the few places you can get ‘em. 

All for just $7/month!


The Housecats Subscription Bundle comes with:

  • A download of my ebook “The Miraculous House of Houswife” (the story of the ridiculous situation in which I made my first few albums)
  • This subscription provides links to three ebook formats (PDF, epub, or Kindle) to suit your reading style!
  • Subscription to my mailing list so we can stay in touch (monthly-ish updates)
  • Digital art bundle: An unpublished piece for The Dreamer & The Dream, “Shadow Dance,” and some of my favorite show posters! 
  • Digital album bundle: Download all my albums as of 2022. That’s 3 albums (HOUSWIFE, Searching & Sewing, and The Dreamer & The Dream). These are not available on all streaming sources so this is one of the few places you can get ‘em. 
  • A singles bundle of one-offs, early versions, and random songs, some still in song-let (baby) form! 

All for just $21/month!


The Mama Cat Bundle is for those who want to go even deeper into the dissonant caves of my weird music brain, and it comes with: 

  •  A download of my ebook “The Miraculous House of Houswife” (the story of the ridiculous situation in which I made my first few albums)
    • This subscription provides links to three ebook formats (PDF, epub, or Kindle) to suit your reading style!
  • Subscription to my mailing list so we can stay in touch (monthly-ish updates)
  • Digital art bundle: An unpublished piece for The Dreamer & The Dream, “Shadow Dance,” and some of my favorite show posters! 
  • Digital downloads of all my albums as of 2022. That’s 3 albums (HOUSWIFE, Searching & Sewing, and The Dreamer & The Dream)
  • A singles bundle of one-offs, early versions, and random songs, some still in song-let (baby) form! 
  • Sheet music for some of my gnarliest piano compositions, “Relative Motion” and “Three Very Short Pieces for Piano, No. 1, 2, & 3.”

NOTE: Upon checkout, you will be asked to create an account and save a password. You won’t have to think about this ever again (the subscription is autopay) unless, that is, you want to buy something else at the shop sometime down the road.

Please accept this heartfelt apology for adding yet another account and password to your life. But this is, after all, the internet.

**You can also get all the digital stuff listed above a lá carte at the HouseCat Shop.**

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